when we get too old to blog do we pass down our blogs to our children
'i've been working on this hardcore gay porn blog for a while son. it's time you had it. make me proud.'
"dad i’m straight."
WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT
also thank u to some boys for helping too
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise
Proof that Tumblr is filled with psychopaths
FACT OF THE DAY: if you stand at exactly either the north or south pole, you are technically existing in 24 different time zones and are thus time traveling
THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY
- my deep english teacher who 100% gets it. (via panemunited)
She’s been an evil character in:
That’s So Raven
Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Drake and Josh
and don’t forget, she was that BITCH Gigi from wizards of waverly:
so she can stay with twisty…
They’re always brave.